“Somewhere behind the athlete you’ve become and the hours of practice and the coaches who have pushed you is the little girl who fell in love with the sport and never looked back…play for her.
I refuse to accept other people’s ideas of happiness for me, as if there’s a one size fits all standard for happiness. Regardless of your position in life, no one but you is qualified to determine your own happiness.
Guys: Shower. Shave. Maybe get your eyebrows done. Jeans. Nice pair of kicks. Wear this stupid shirt instead of that stupid shirt. Be clean. Girls like that. You’ll be amazed at how many girls like you…Just sayin’.
Ladies: You know the guy that opens the door for you at the bookstore or does anything nice like that for you, he LIKES you. Stop with the “oh he’s being such a gentleman” bit. Being a guy, I would know…the only reason why I’m going out of my way to open the door is because I think you’re cute.
And stop bitchin about not having a date on Valentines Day. GO DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT! Ya’ll know who you are… This oh poor me, singles awareness crap is getting old. STOP IT!